Heel No

Socks...  extremely warm, cute, and comfortable

High heels...  super sexy, dressy, and classy

But together....?

Yeeaahh... no [:

In Seventeen (don't judge me) they always show this stupid trend!!  Seriously?  Girls are DYING to grow up, yet they dress like they want to be 4 years old again.  How about you throw on a frilly tutu and wear a  sparkly princess crown while you're at it?  At least the outfit will be complete instead of trying to making looking grown up absolutely ridiculous.  I shudder to think what girls of this generation will wear to job interviews...  The day I see someone trying to look professional on the upper body and on her feet there are... socks with her high heels?  I literally am going to laugh in her face and tell her that her childhood years obviously weren't fulfilling enough for her so she must be trying to re-live it and make it the perfect childhood she never had.  Let's be honest ladies.  The fashion world creates these ridiculous outfits and 'trends'.  I just think they try to come up with the dumbest ideas and sit back and laugh as the trends actually catch on.  Maybe I should take up fashion...  Oh what the world would be like if Tacie got ahold of creating new fashions [:  Nice thought right?

Pretty Dumb If You Ask Me

When a guy is dating a girl, they always say the same reasons they like them.

• she's beautiful (even if she looks like she crawled out of a hole)
• she's nice (even if she's a total brat)
• she's smart.....

Ok here's the thing.  Why does every guy insist that every girl he dates is 'smart'?  She could literally be failing all of her classes and not even have any common sense, yet the guy claims she's smart!  Just because he finds her to be pretty!  The part that makes me laugh the most is when the guy is SUPER smart and does amazing in school and takes all college classes and others actually worth taking (unlike underwater basket weaving like the stupid girlfriend is taking and failing) yet he still claims her to be smart!  To me, that seems so incredibly messed up.  Sure she's nice to look at, but isn't better to have someone you can actually carry on a conversation with that doesn't always involve hair, nails, shoes, and other useless things?  Looks are great for a short time, but some sort of knowledge lasts forever (unless of course you suffer a brain trauma and have memory problems).  Personally, I would love a guy to say he loves his girlfriend, but she's dumber than a box of rocks.  Because that would just be awesome [:  But will that ever happen?  Yeeaahh... no [:  Because guys will continue saying things to make girls feel all pretty and sparkly [:  So sweet right? [:  And again I say, yeeaahh... no [:

Succeeding at Failing

I find it strange that in this day and age, we expect everything to come very natural to us and to be very easy.  I could go on about the advances of technology and how it progressively makes people lazy, but that would take forever.  Anyway, back to my thought; in school if you have a test on something, most people would study at least a little right?  Apparently that's unheard of for some people.  Which I find strange...  They'll just take the test without knowing ANY of the material!  Then they proceed to complain about not passing!  Seriously?  That's like walking through a maze in the complete dark and wondering why you keep running into walls and why you can't get out.  It's common sense people.  So if you're wondering if I have any sympathy to those that expect to succeed and end of failing from lack of applying themselves at ALL... yeeaahh... no [:  I really don't [:

Driving Me Crazy

Everyone knows what it's like to deal with horrible drivers.  Of all the bad habits drivers have, there is one that just drives me crazy.  If there is no specific right turning lane, and it's shared with the traveling lane, pretty sure you shouldn't slam on your brakes...  then turn...  If it's a green light, you can keep going pretty fast.  You don't have the take the turn going 60 mph, but you don't need to come to a screeching halt and take it going 5 mph.  That seriously happened to me the other day.  So is it a smart idea to stop to turn when it's a green light and there are cars going 50 mph following you?  Yeeaahh... no [:

That Dam(p) Hairstyle

I was reading through this month's Seventeen Magazine (don't ask why) and I stumbled upon the hair section.  Apparently, making your hair looks super greasy all day, is very attractive.  It's cute when girls with naturally curly hair gel it, but why would someone gel their STRAIGHT hair to make it look like it's wet?  Shouldn't it only look like that if you just got out of the shower?  Or the pool?  Or some body of water?  If you live somewhere that isn't right near the ocean or a lake, you look like you haven't washed your hair in about 4 days.  Doing your hair to purposely look greasy?  Yeeaahh... no [:

Messy Up Top

This particular look plagues fashion magazines, television, and even some of your closest friends.  The stupid messy bun on top of their head.  Seriously, how in the world is this sophisticated?  You look like you woke up late and didn't have time to actually do your hair.  Or like you're about to work out.  Fashion experts say it's great and stylish.  Fashion experts also look like they got their clothes out of a garage sale or the dump.  Yet lots of girls listen to them, and copy this horrendous hairstyle.  Whatever if you do this hair while sitting at home, sitting in the tub, or working out.  But don't pretend you're dressing up and looking nice when you have this hair.  You look slightly ridiculous [:  Bun on the very top of your head?  Yeeaahh... no [:

I'm Only Lying A Lot

Everybody lies.  It's just part of life.  Here's what I find amusing though.  When someone is caught in a lie and instead of owning up to it, they try to give you some lame story that doesn't really make sense.  Then, they freak out at you for not believing them!  Or they deny it for awhile and finally one day own up to it, and get mad at you again for not trusting them anymore or wanting to be their friend anymore.  Yes, I would love to be friends with someone that consistently lies to me about everything and anything.  That sounds like a great friend [:  Yeeaahh...no  Thanks for the offer though [:

Chances Are

It's my favorite when someone tells you to 'give someone a chance'.  Yes, in some circumstances you should.  In this case, I personally feel that you probably shouldn't.  Every time that someone has popped in your life, something bad tends to happen.  Not something bad like you trip and they are no where around.  Something bad like they say something to a friend, so the friend and you start to have a huge fight.  This doesn't happen once, but on multiple occasions.  Yet, the middle man (the one you had multiple fights with because of the person) tells you to give them a chance.  Why is it you would want to try to be friends with them when they love to seek out making unnecessary troubles for you?  Will I give them a chance?  Chances are.... yeeaahh... no.  I probably won't [:

Winter Fashion...?

Winter.  It's cold outside, yeah?  Then... why are people dressing like it's summer?  It's -80 and what are the girls wearing?  Shorty shorts and boots.  Yeah because that's warm.  Personally, I don't think blueish-purple legs are sexy, but then again I'm not all that attracted to girls.  Seriously though, what good does wearing boots do?  Sure your feet are warm, but you have half of your body exposed to the freezing cold weather.  To me, that doesn't make sense.  At least throw on a pair of tights under the shorts and pretend you have a brain.  So when it's a blizzard outside, will I be wearing my barley there shorts and some snow boots?  Yeeaahh... no [:  I like to think I possess what most people seem to have lost.  Common sense [:

My Fault?

The ultimate, lame excuse that people use.  "It's all YOUR fault."  It doesn't even matter that you didn't have any involvment, somehow you manage to be the cause for whatever stupid thing that the person did.  My very favorite is when the person you are in a relationship with gets caught cheating.  "Well it's your fault!  (Insert lame excuse here)."  My personal example of this was a classic.  "Well it's your fault I was with another girl!  You got too close to me, so I got scared."  Right...  You're the one talking about how much you like me and how you want to date me for at least a year and I'm the one was getting too close.  Another time this horribly stupid excuse is when someone makes a decsion that they don't like.  Maybe it's buying a shirt they weren't too crazy about and the 'cute boy didn't notice them, so the money was wasted'.  Or going to a party that they didn't want to go to that ended up with something to 'ruin' their night.  Seriously people, is society too unoriginal and spineless to own up to the choices they make?  So everything YOU do wrong is MY fault?  Yeeaahh... no [:

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Don't you love when people (mostly girls) think that they are just so darn adorable that they take about 1,000 pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror and post on Facebook?  Is anyone REALLY that cute?  Yeeaahh... no [:

The Price of Dating

Some time ago, I was 'asked on a date', only it wasn't your typical date.  The guy asked me to drive to his house to meet him.  Since I live on the opposite side of town, I thought it was fair since I thought he would be driving for the rest of the date.  (Thought being the key word here.)  As I pulled into his house, he walked outside to meet me.  (So I thought.)  Instead he got in my passenger seat and buckled up.  Upon seeing the quizzical look on my face, he told me that he ran out of gas so I was to drive us.  As we were driving clear to the other side of town to the movie store, he informed me that he also didn't have cash; so I would have to purchase the movie.  Flustered, I paid for the movie.  The next part of the date was finding a house to watch the movie at.  Of course it would be too easy to go to his house which was closer... so I drove us all the way back to my house [:  This fun date that I was asked on cost me over $10 in gas and about $10 for the movie.  Yes, about $20 isn't all the much money.  But here's my thought.  I thought that when a guy asked a girl on a date, he had full intention of paying for everything, especially since the activity was completely his idea.  Apparently I'm a little old fashioned [:  Either way, I'm sure you can guess what I said to him when he 'asked me out' again.  Yeeaahh... no [:

No Such Thing Eh?

Whether it's by a school teacher, an instructor, or even a parent, we have all heard this same line.  "There is no such thing as a dumb question."  Well.... just going through my day I can name a few that I believe contradict this saying [:

Dumb question #1 -  The 'what if' questions.

• "What if I get sick and can't come to school.... will the project still need to be turned in that day?"  They ask this just after the teacher explains that no matter what, the project must be turned in that day... Great listener right? [:
• "What if I told you I didn't like that... would you be upset?"  This is the kind of question that is used to 'hide' the fact that they are not a fan of the present you spent months and months searching for and saved up for because you thought it would make them sooo happy.  No I wouldn't be upset [:  I love knowing my time and money was wasted [:  Thank you, kind person [:

Dumb question #2-  The 'what did you say' questions.  

• "What did you say?"  This question is commonly asked when someone claims they didn't hear you.  When you choose to say never mind, they just happen to repeat exactly what you said.  Um.... why would you ask what I said if you obviously know what I said?  Guess my voice is much nicer to hear than I thought it was [:
• "What did you say?!"  Although the same question as before, this is used to express shock.  I'm not entirely sure what good this question does in the context, because when the person sharing the news repeats themselves, the news doesn't magically change into something else.  It's still the same, boring news they shared the first time [: 

Dumb question #3- The 'do you want me to tell the truth' questions.

• "Do you want me to tell the truth?"  No, I just asked what you think because I wanted to get false opinions [:
• "Do you want me to tell the truth?"  No, I just assumed we both knew I wanted to hear a lie [:  Did you not get the memo I sent out to everyone saying I never want someone to be honest when I ask them something?  Sad day...

Of course there are many other examples of dumb questions, but that could take hours to write about all of them.  So there is no such thing as a dumb question??  Yeeaahh...no [:

Run Away!!!

Skinny jeans... fashionable

Running shoes... convenient

Skinny jeans with running shoes... yeeaahh... no