That Dam(p) Hairstyle

I was reading through this month's Seventeen Magazine (don't ask why) and I stumbled upon the hair section.  Apparently, making your hair looks super greasy all day, is very attractive.  It's cute when girls with naturally curly hair gel it, but why would someone gel their STRAIGHT hair to make it look like it's wet?  Shouldn't it only look like that if you just got out of the shower?  Or the pool?  Or some body of water?  If you live somewhere that isn't right near the ocean or a lake, you look like you haven't washed your hair in about 4 days.  Doing your hair to purposely look greasy?  Yeeaahh... no [:

Messy Up Top

This particular look plagues fashion magazines, television, and even some of your closest friends.  The stupid messy bun on top of their head.  Seriously, how in the world is this sophisticated?  You look like you woke up late and didn't have time to actually do your hair.  Or like you're about to work out.  Fashion experts say it's great and stylish.  Fashion experts also look like they got their clothes out of a garage sale or the dump.  Yet lots of girls listen to them, and copy this horrendous hairstyle.  Whatever if you do this hair while sitting at home, sitting in the tub, or working out.  But don't pretend you're dressing up and looking nice when you have this hair.  You look slightly ridiculous [:  Bun on the very top of your head?  Yeeaahh... no [:

I'm Only Lying A Lot

Everybody lies.  It's just part of life.  Here's what I find amusing though.  When someone is caught in a lie and instead of owning up to it, they try to give you some lame story that doesn't really make sense.  Then, they freak out at you for not believing them!  Or they deny it for awhile and finally one day own up to it, and get mad at you again for not trusting them anymore or wanting to be their friend anymore.  Yes, I would love to be friends with someone that consistently lies to me about everything and anything.  That sounds like a great friend [:  Yeeaahh...no  Thanks for the offer though [:

Chances Are

It's my favorite when someone tells you to 'give someone a chance'.  Yes, in some circumstances you should.  In this case, I personally feel that you probably shouldn't.  Every time that someone has popped in your life, something bad tends to happen.  Not something bad like you trip and they are no where around.  Something bad like they say something to a friend, so the friend and you start to have a huge fight.  This doesn't happen once, but on multiple occasions.  Yet, the middle man (the one you had multiple fights with because of the person) tells you to give them a chance.  Why is it you would want to try to be friends with them when they love to seek out making unnecessary troubles for you?  Will I give them a chance?  Chances are.... yeeaahh... no.  I probably won't [: